- The ‘I -me-myself’ and... ‘me again’ advantage. This is at the heart of the truth about every human being- you get to be the center of attention, be pampered and you can have whims and fancies that never ever need to be disregarded for some one else's sake. This is more fun if you were one of many, as a child.
- Single people are fabulous go-to people for people in relationships with problems. They spend time genuinely solving problems and don't expect anything in return. That is, if they are ever back from their holiday. Ever.
- Bosses love singles. They're the hardest working people on the planet. You can call them on a Friday night and ask them to have your report for them on Sunday, and chances are they will do it . They may also 'do' your annual rotary budget, but what you don't know doesn't hurt you, right?
- Single girls know the best gay hair dressers in town and always get their highly sought appointments in one call.
- Ditto for fabulous house parties where they get to be fashionably late and do randomly weird things that nobody will ever hold them accountable for because everyone already knows that's a reason why they're single.
- Oh why stop at 5? We haven't even gone into the healthy savings bit...relationships are expensive. Single people only need to shop once in two months. Singles are thrifty and smart, always saving for a day when there will be a real excuse to spend it all.
- Singles often have a healthier sexual life which is varied and adventurous. Singles who are not sexually active are happier than couples who are not sexually active.
- Single tickets sell more easily if your plans change and you can't be bothered to attend the show.
- That's the other thing: you can afford to not be bothered, not give a damn and not care if that's what you feel like. Nobody's around to be bothered or to give a damn!
- Singles are often incredibly attractive, fun, generous, kind and smart. Because they're free individuals who have an inspiring relationship with themselves first. Agree?
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